Haha - you reminded me of an uncle of mine who used to draw in a mustache when it was in vogue - I mean c'mon - how not obvious can that be?!

As far as unibrows go, my sibling had that when they were younger and I thought it unique - however they got rid of it later - my mom on the other hand have pencil thin brows - none of me I'm au naturel since the pandemic :)