Haha - if it was me hanging up my washing or just standing outside, you'd be notified by a shrill scream that a badger has crossed my path ;)

I once called the fire engine because I thought I had some sort of toxic gas leak that stunk to high heavens - they came and investigated at like 1 in the morning - apparently it was a skunk who had sprayed my face

Dang but what got into it - it had a beef with the shingles of my house 🤷‍♀️